Thinking of changing my religion for women?

At the moment I'm a Muslim but all the fit girls are Sikhs so I kinda want to convert. All the muzzie women are mingers and they cover themselves up - they say it's cos they don't want to make Allah blush but really it's cos they're all f word ugly. Is it wrong to change my religion? If all the stuff in the qu'ran happens to be right will Allah remember that I used to be a Muslim? Also I want to wear a turban and carry a daggar